Arcing

So I'm sleeping in a bed that has bedding made completely of polyester.  I'm not even sure where you can buy this bedding but apparently in comes in a set with a very ugly polyester bedspread and pillow covers.  The best part is that when you get in the bed or move in any way while in contact with the sheets you generate an extreme amount of electricity.  I hope all the light from the electric arcs dont keep me up tonight...I've got to get up early.